Remember – they are just as afraid of you

as you are of them

Use soft, slow palp gestures

do not expose your fangs right away

 

Ask if they are hungry

and if you can feed them

pretend to agree that they have abducted you

and stand very close to them

 

If it appears that they are going to

put you into water,

Run around in an exclamatory manner

Do not ever act jubilant.