Behold.
You have been chosen to receive a vortex
Which will encompass your property
And make wiggly lines in the air, all around
Demarcating your boundaries

Neighbors, friends, family will feel funny
As they flow through it into your living room
And are automatically separated into layers
The generator can easily be hidden in your
Basement or a pocket of an unused raincoat.

It absorbs energy it needs from your insecurities
And your rare static memories, like the time
You were fascinated by the line of ants
Leading to a melted Popsicle dropped by some kid
Yes, Science has leaped ahead of your chrome-plated tools

Significant negative pressure develops over time
Be prepared for this, and do not be alarmed when
Your dog disappears, and the fireplace flames shoot across the room,
Extinguishing your sex, setting blue velvet curtains alight.

Remember that you sent numerous applications
You wanted this
It is self-assembling
You need do nothing.